Sweltering Celt

Hiya folks! I almost forgot this week, but here I am with a theme for you! In honor of USA Soccer ALMOST beating Brazil… your theme this week is…

Sports.

Hee hee hee! I KNOW you guys can get crazy with this one!

I had heard a lot about how awesome the Liberator Throes are, especially for how good they are at containing fluid and protecting sheets from it. Considering how good Doc is at getting me to expel copious amounts of fluid, I figured it’s a damn good time to give one of these Throes a shot.

My new Throe matches our décor almost perfectly – we got the tan one that has a beautifully deep chocolate “other” side. The fuzzy side reminds me of one of my favorite blankets, while the silky soft chocolate side reminds me of our sheets in its luxuriousness. We’ve used it a few times now, and I haven’t quite decided which side I prefer, not a bad dilemma to have if I might say so!

The Throe touts its waterproof lining as its primary draw, and it is a draw indeed. Only once have I discovered any failings of the waterproof quality, and to be honest anything, even a thick plastic sheet, would struggle to contain the lake that was produced on the evening in question. With that one exception, I believe the Throe has performed its assigned duties incredibly well, not only protecting our sheets from stains and whatnot, but protecting me from sleeping in a puddle! I can’t even begin to describe the number of times I’ve had to sleep on sheets so wet from our activities that I wake up in the morning feeling like I’m getting out of a long, cold bath – now, that won’t be a problem anymore as long as we remember to put the Throe down first! Got the sex toys lubed up, but afraid of a little spill? Not anymore, thanks to the Throe. Worried about your sex furniture getting a stain you can’t remove? Not anymore, thanks to the Throe.

Initially, you might think that the Throe is a little expensive just for some protection from liquid, but once you take into consideration the sexy feel of BOTH SIDES of the blanket, the protection, and the spontaneity it adds to lovemaking, I think anyone can agree with me that this high quality blanket is well worth the investment. I hope to get another one soon to keep in the truck for those occasions when you just have to pull over and take advantage of nature!

I want to preface this by stating that in no way did I intend the theme to be creepy. Daddy play is a relatively common kink, so I had hoped to explore it a bit here. Sometimes it includes roleplaying of taboo situations, but in my case it doesn’t. It’s just one way to offer/take control of a situation. Having said that, here is my submission to you for Microfantasy Monday.

His fingers are buried deep inside me, hitting the spot he knows so incredibly well.
I have been on the edge of climax for what feels like hours like this, tormented and teased.
“Please, Daddy, please…”
He laughs deep in his throat and wraps his free arm around my leg, holding me in place.
“Come for me, Princess.”

I love games. I love card games, board games, computer games, video games. I am a huge geek/nerd/dork, pick your favorite. I rarely turn down the opportunity to play a game, so I was totally excited to get the Sex Casino game from Babeland recently.

The first thing to note about Sex Casino is the contents. A deck of cards, twelve “betting” chips, naughty dice, and a cute little spinner for sexy actions all come in the box, along with a little booklet that can be unfolded to become a poster sized set of instructions for games. Well, the booklet got looked at and tossed, but the rest is fun and adds a little spice to simple bets.

When was the last time you bet on something silly, like what would happen at the end of a movie you’re both watching for the first time? Or who can get the most drinks bought for them at the bar? Well, now you don’t have to bet for who’s doing the dishes. You can pick a betting chip, each of which has a different activity on it, and let that be the stakes. One chip can be set for both, or each of you can pick a chip and hide it from the other person so that they won’t know what you’re winning from them until it’s all over! Limitless options exist for playtime as long as a little creativity comes along! The spinner is much like the chips, only no one gets to choose the outcome. Add a little extra spice to an evening by handing the spinner to your lover during dinner.

Strip poker can be incredibly fun too, and while these cards aren’t anything particularly special, who knows when you might want a deck of cards to play a card game? Trust me, any card game can turn into a strip game, even solitaire. The dice are pretty standard naughty dice as well, so chances are you’ve seen them. If naughty dice aren’t naughty enough for you, pervert the tasks a little bit – exaggerate them, and you’ll find that the dice get a lot more interesting!

Basically, if you like games, this is a nice little set for sneaking a little laughter and competition into your sex life – in and out of the bedroom. The instructions are pretty tame, but you might be able to tweak them to your liking, or just invent games of your own to use the chips, cards, dice, and spinner for. This is definitely a kit worth keeping around if you have a playful personality! Hop on over to Babeland and grab yourself one!

This week, in honor of Father’s Day, your theme is…

Daddy!

Have fun!

I am a girl who loves g-spot stimulation, but struggles to find the perfect toy to do the job. When Pink Cherry sent me the Lelo Ella, I had high hopes and some reservations as well. I wasn’t disappointed in either regard.

The first thing to note about the Ella is that it is GORGEOUS. It’s got a streamlined look, soft silicone, and is all around pretty to look at. Mine is black, which I believe may well be my first black insertable toy. I’m not particular when it comes to color as long as whatever-it-is isn’t some hideous shade that I have to continue to look at. Hey, I can even handle hot pink as long as I’m not the one staring at the darn toy! I do tend to be partial to darker or neutral shades, though, so black was right up my alley. The overall shape of the Ella is pleasant as well; I knew that I’d be having fun with it whether or not the g-spot section flipped my switch.

Playing with the Ella was just as I expected. It’s slender, but not so slender that I can’t feel it inside me. I tried the g-spot end first and discovered that the neck is a little too wobbly to be able to get enough pressure behind the head for proper stimulation of my deep g-spot. This proved to be a minor issue, however, since the Ella was good for other kinds of stimulation as well. Combined with a clitoral vibrator like the Fun Factory Layaspot (mine also happens to be black and silver), the Ella did a fine job of both getting me off and looking pretty doing it. I would recommend the Ella for anyone, but especially people who don’t need a lot of pressure to stimulate their g-spot.

Benefits: pretty, soft, silicone, effective, stylish. Plus, we get along well and it looks good (according to Doc) while it’s being thrust into me.
Drawbacks: dust magnet, wobbly neck.

Overall, the Ella is a good toy. I have and continue to use other dildos for other effects, but when I am in the mood for something a little lighter and non-realistic, the Ella is one of the first toys I reach for.

A single drop of sweat beads between her shoulder blades as the woman surveys her work. She wipes her forehead with her shoulder and arches her back, stretching the sore muscles.

He pushes her back to sit on her heels, kisses her sweetly on the lips, and replaces the feather duster in her mouth.

“You missed a spot.”

When you think of erotic jewelry, chances are the last thing that comes to mind is a little dangly thing that hangs from your ass. No, really. When Ranger put it like that, it sounded completely repulsive. The truth of the matter, however, is that if you don’t mind someone or something playing with your ass very lightly, the Hematite Tush Teaser is completely awesome.

I wasn’t sure what to expect while I was waiting for this piece. I had no clue how big it would really be, or what it would feel like and act like before or during sex. I was in for some pleasant surprises! The Tush Teaser is not that big – no bigger at its widest point than my finger. It was very comfortable to insert, and while placement felt a little odd at first to a girl who is used to putting something ROUND in her ass, it was far from unpleasant. The ridges serve to put a tiny bit of pressure on the ass but also hold it in place. It stays put AND feels neat! And we haven’t even started talking about the dangly bits! Hee hee, I got to have dangly bits! (Pause for giggling)

Okay, I’ve gotten that out of my system. In all seriousness, having something dangle out of my ass took a little getting used to, but then it was all fun and games showing it off. Doc and Ranger are both huge fans of my huge ass, so there was no hesitation when I asked if I should show it off a little. It’s fun to waggle my ass at them even when there’s nothing in or on it; knowing I had semi precious stones showing it off was even more of a turnon. Doc loved the little tickle it gave him as he fucked me doggy style, plus he said the visual was even better than usual. As for me, I didn’t really feel it and in fact forgot it was there once I had climaxed several times.

Removal was simple and surprisingly clean. Cleanup was also easy – I cleaned it with soap and water that night, and then in the morning was able to soak it in a mild bleach solution with no adverse affects. It’s small enough that my ass wasn’t irritated at all from being stretched like some sex toys do. Because it’s sterling silver, I had no worries about metallic reactions, and I actually have it hanging from my bedside lampshade as decoration when it’s not in use. I think sometime soon I’m going to try wearing it out under a skirt…

This week has been pretty interesting… so in reflecting on the week and looking at the week ahead, here’s your theme! Ready?

Cleaning.

HA! Yes, you have to find a way to incorporate CLEANING into a FANTASY! Have fun with it!

I owe a LOT of stories to my faithful readers here, but tonight I am finding myself tortured by inner demons, and if I can’t do something about it, I won’t sleep at all. Will I post this? Probably not. But I need someplace to just WRITE.

I was in a great mood tonight. Despite having troubles with some plans we were hoping to make, I was in a good mood and looking forward to spending time with Doc, Tootles, and Ranger. It’s been a great weekend so far and I’ll be damned if Friday night wasn’t awesome. Why, then, am I awake at 4 AM wiping my eyes every few minutes and shivering on the couch?

My head won’t leave me alone. SHE won’t leave me alone, and all because I was dumb enough to not request the channel be changed when that damned psychic-solves-the-murder show came on. I love the bio channel and especially the shows about psychic children. There’s a part of me that can really resonate with shows about spiritual or metaphysical things.

Fuck. The birds are waking up.

But the damn murder shows. I should have known better. All it did was pull up unpleasantness in my heart and suddenly I started to take lighthearted teasing the wrong way, flinch at innocent comments, and wince inwardly at nothing at all. Oh, great. Well, I managed to put it aside as best I could while the four of us played, but it wasn’t completely gone. I tried to climax, but something stopped me. I tried to really get into the spirit of playing, but something stopped me. I tried to sleep once everyone else started snoring, but something stopped me. And now here I sit, disgusted with myself, unable to sleep, frustrated, shivering, and wiping the occasional tear away.

I know that if I could sleep, I would probably have the dream. Maybe that’s why I’m not sleeping now. I know that if I could sleep, even with having the dream, I would be better off in about two hours when the kids wake up and demand attention. I know these things and yet I don’t sleep. At this point, I’m not sure there’s any reason to bother trying to sleep.

I had twinges of emotion that were far from well placed tonight. I had twinges of things that I know are completely ridiculous, and if I wasn’t being affected by my stupid overactive brain, I wouldn’t be having.

Something just fell in the kitchen and made me jump about three feet off the couch where I sit. On edge, much?

I had so looked forward to waking up in the same pile the others fell asleep in. I may yet try to go intertwine myself back into the pile, but I know if I do, it won’t be for me. It would be so that the others wouldn’t think anything is wrong. Is that right of me to do that? I don’t know. I know that it won’t make me feel any better, but if it would hide some of this from those I love it might be worth it. In the long run, no it probably wouldn’t be, but short term it could. I don’t want to make them worry. I also fear them rolling their eyes and telling me to just get over it, because if I could I would have by now. I would be just as peacefully sleeping as they all are in that huge bed right now and I would not be freezing under a thin blanket on the couch.

I think I’m just going to sit here and chain smoke a bit and try to build up the guts to insert myself back into the pile. I know if I post this, they will see it. But maybe it should be posted anyhow. Maybe I will make sense to someone, because I sure as hell am NOT making sense to myself.